| 1 | Sat 13 Aug 2016 | 172-1 v Hampton & Richmond BoroughHampton & Richmond Borough 1-2 East Thurrock United | National League South |
| 2 | Sat 20 Aug 2016 | 145-1 v Gosport BoroughEast Thurrock United 5-1 Gosport Borough | National League South |
| 3 | Mon 29 Aug 2016 | 141-1 v Eastbourne BoroughEast Thurrock United 1-1 Eastbourne Borough | National League South |
| 4 | Sat 10 Sep 2016 | 121-1 v DartfordEast Thurrock United 1-1 Dartford | National League South |
| 5 | Sat 17 Sep 2016 | 62-3 v WhitehawkEast Thurrock United 2-3 Whitehawk | Emirates FA Cup Second Qualifying Round |
| 6 | Sat 15 Oct 2016 | 155-1 v Weston-super-MareEast Thurrock United 5-1 Weston-super-Mare | National League South |
| 7 | Sat 19 Nov 2016 | 121-1 v St Albans CityEast Thurrock United 1-1 St Albans City | National League South |
| 8 | Tue 29 Nov 2016 | 52-0 v MargateEast Thurrock United 2-0 Margate | FA Trophy |
| 9 | Sat 10 Dec 2016 | 61-1 v Aldershot TownEast Thurrock United 1-1 Aldershot Town | FA Trophy First Round |
| 10 | Sat 17 Dec 2016 | 65-1 v Truro CityEast Thurrock United 5-1 Truro City | National League South |
| 11 | Sat 14 Jan 2017 | 62-5 v Braintree TownEast Thurrock United 2-5 Braintree Town | FA Trophy Second Round |
| 12 | Sat 18 Feb 2017 | 122-1 v Hampton & Richmond BoroughEast Thurrock United 2-1 Hampton & Richmond Borough | National League South |
| 13 | Sat 25 Feb 2017 | 121-2 v Poole TownEast Thurrock United 1-2 Poole Town | National League South |
| 14 | Sat 18 Mar 2017 | 62-1 v Oxford CityEast Thurrock United 2-1 Oxford City | National League South |
| 15 | Sat 15 Apr 2017 | 62-0 v Bath CityEast Thurrock United 2-0 Bath City | National League South |
| 16 | Sat 29 Apr 2017 | 61-1 v WealdstoneEast Thurrock United 1-1 Wealdstone | National League South |
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