| 1 | Sat 13 Aug 2016 | 72-1 v Hampton & Richmond BoroughHampton & Richmond Borough 1-2 East Thurrock United | National League South |
| 2 | Tue 16 Aug 2016 | 101-1 v Welling UnitedEast Thurrock United 1-1 Welling United | National League South |
| 3 | Sat 20 Aug 2016 | 85-1 v Gosport BoroughEast Thurrock United 5-1 Gosport Borough | National League South |
| 4 | Mon 29 Aug 2016 | 81-1 v Eastbourne BoroughEast Thurrock United 1-1 Eastbourne Borough | National League South |
| 5 | Sat 10 Sep 2016 | 101-1 v DartfordEast Thurrock United 1-1 Dartford | National League South |
| 6 | Sat 17 Sep 2016 | 102-3 v WhitehawkEast Thurrock United 2-3 Whitehawk | Emirates FA Cup Second Qualifying Round |
| 7 | Sat 24 Sep 2016 | 72-2 v Bishop's StortfordEast Thurrock United 2-2 Bishop's Stortford | National League South |
| 8 | Sat 19 Nov 2016 | 101-1 v St Albans CityEast Thurrock United 1-1 St Albans City | National League South |
| 9 | Tue 29 Nov 2016 | 122-0 v MargateEast Thurrock United 2-0 Margate | FA Trophy |
| 10 | Sat 10 Dec 2016 | 161-1 v Aldershot TownEast Thurrock United 1-1 Aldershot Town | FA Trophy First Round |
| 11 | Sat 17 Dec 2016 | 165-1 v Truro CityEast Thurrock United 5-1 Truro City | National League South |
| 12 | Sun 1 Jan 2017 | 111-1 v Concord RangersEast Thurrock United 1-1 Concord Rangers | National League South |
| 13 | Sat 14 Jan 2017 | 122-5 v Braintree TownEast Thurrock United 2-5 Braintree Town | FA Trophy Second Round |
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