| 1 | Sat 12 Aug 2023 | 92-2 v Dulwich HamletHashtag United 2-2 Dulwich Hamlet | Isthmian League - Premier Division |
| 2 | Tue 15 Aug 2023 | 94-1 v Concord RangersConcord Rangers 1-4 Hashtag United | Isthmian League - Premier Division |
| 3 | Sat 19 Aug 2023 | 90-0 v Bognor Regis TownBognor Regis Town 0-0 Hashtag United | Isthmian League - Premier Division |
| 4 | Sat 26 Aug 2023 | 90-0 v Folkestone InvictaHashtag United 0-0 Folkestone Invicta | Isthmian League - Premier Division |
| 5 | Mon 28 Aug 2023 | 90-3 v HornchurchHornchurch 3-0 Hashtag United | Isthmian League - Premier Division |
| 6 | Mon 16 Oct 2023 | 92-1 v Concord RangersHashtag United 2-1 Concord Rangers | Velocity Cup Third Round |
| 7 | Tue 21 Nov 2023 | 97-0 v HornchurchHornchurch 0-7 Hashtag United | Essex County Cup Third Round |
| 8 | Sat 25 Nov 2023 | 91-1 v CheshuntCheshunt 1-1 Hashtag United | Isthmian League - Premier Division |
| 9 | Sat 2 Dec 2023 | 93-1 v Canvey IslandHashtag United 3-1 Canvey Island | Isthmian League - Premier Division |
| 10 | Mon 11 Dec 2023 | 93-1 v Braintree TownHashtag United 3-1 Braintree Town | Essex County Cup Fourth Round |
| 11 | Sat 16 Dec 2023 | 91-0 v Cray WanderersHashtag United 1-0 Cray Wanderers | Isthmian League - Premier Division |
| 12 | Tue 26 Dec 2023 | 94-1 v Haringey BoroughHaringey Borough 1-4 Hashtag United | Isthmian League - Premier Division |
| 13 | Sat 30 Dec 2023 | 93-1 v Folkestone InvictaFolkestone Invicta 1-3 Hashtag United | Isthmian League - Premier Division |
| 14 | Mon 1 Jan 2024 | 90-3 v HornchurchHashtag United 0-3 Hornchurch | Isthmian League - Premier Division |
| 15 | Mon 4 Mar 2024 | 91-1 v Badshot LeaHashtag United 1-1 Badshot Lea | Velocity Cup Quarter Final |
| 16 | Mon 11 Mar 2024 | 92-1 v Haringey BoroughHashtag United 2-1 Haringey Borough | Velocity Cup Semi Final |
| 17 | Sat 16 Mar 2024 | 92-3 v Potters Bar TownHashtag United 2-3 Potters Bar Town | Isthmian League - Premier Division |
| 18 | Sat 23 Mar 2024 | 92-2 v Canvey IslandCanvey Island 2-2 Hashtag United | Isthmian League - Premier Division |
| 19 | Sat 30 Mar 2024 | 95-3 v KingstonianKingstonian 3-5 Hashtag United | Isthmian League - Premier Division |
| 20 | Mon 1 Apr 2024 | 95-0 v Haringey BoroughHashtag United 5-0 Haringey Borough | Isthmian League - Premier Division |
| 21 | Fri 5 Apr 2024 | 93-1 v Cray WanderersCray Wanderers 1-3 Hashtag United | Isthmian League - Premier Division |
| 22 | Wed 17 Apr 2024 | 91-2 v Chatham TownChatham Town 2-1 Hashtag United | Velocity Cup Final |
| 23 | Sat 20 Apr 2024 | 91-2 v LewesLewes 2-1 Hashtag United | Isthmian League - Premier Division |
| 24 | Sat 27 Apr 2024 | 93-3 v CheshuntHashtag United 3-3 Cheshunt | Isthmian League - Premier Division |
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