| 1 | Sat 12 Aug 2023 | 62-2 v Dulwich HamletHashtag United 2-2 Dulwich Hamlet | Isthmian League - Premier Division |
| 2 | Tue 15 Aug 2023 | 64-1 v Concord RangersConcord Rangers 1-4 Hashtag United | Isthmian League - Premier Division |
| 3 | Sat 19 Aug 2023 | 60-0 v Bognor Regis TownBognor Regis Town 0-0 Hashtag United | Isthmian League - Premier Division |
| 4 | Sat 26 Aug 2023 | 60-0 v Folkestone InvictaHashtag United 0-0 Folkestone Invicta | Isthmian League - Premier Division |
| 5 | Mon 28 Aug 2023 | 60-3 v HornchurchHornchurch 3-0 Hashtag United | Isthmian League - Premier Division |
| 6 | Sat 9 Sep 2023 | 62-2 v KingstonianHashtag United 2-2 Kingstonian | Isthmian League - Premier Division |
| 7 | Sat 16 Sep 2023 | 60-1 v Needham MarketHashtag United 0-1 Needham Market | Emirates FA Cup Second Qualifying Round |
| 8 | Sat 23 Sep 2023 | 62-0 v Wingate & FinchleyHashtag United 2-0 Wingate & Finchley | Isthmian League - Premier Division |
| 9 | Mon 25 Sep 2023 | 61-0 v Carshalton AthleticCarshalton Athletic 0-1 Hashtag United | Isthmian League - Premier Division |
| 10 | Sat 7 Oct 2023 | 60-2 v South Park (Reigate)South Park (Reigate) 2-0 Hashtag United | Isuzu FA Trophy Third Qualifying Round |
| 11 | Sat 14 Oct 2023 | 61-1 v WhitehawkWhitehawk 1-1 Hashtag United | Isthmian League - Premier Division |
| 12 | Mon 16 Oct 2023 | 62-1 v Concord RangersHashtag United 2-1 Concord Rangers | Velocity Cup Third Round |
| 13 | Sat 21 Oct 2023 | 6 1-1 v MargateMargate 1-1 Hashtag United | Isthmian League - Premier Division |
| 14 | Sat 28 Oct 2023 | 63-6 v Enfield TownEnfield Town 6-3 Hashtag United | Isthmian League - Premier Division |
| 15 | Sat 4 Nov 2023 | 61-2 v Hastings UnitedHashtag United 1-2 Hastings United | Isthmian League - Premier Division |
| 16 | Sat 11 Nov 2023 | 62-0 v HorshamHorsham 0-2 Hashtag United | Isthmian League - Premier Division |
| 17 | Mon 13 Nov 2023 | 62-1 v Billericay TownHashtag United 2-1 Billericay Town | Isthmian League - Premier Division |
| 18 | Sat 25 Nov 2023 | 61-1 v CheshuntCheshunt 1-1 Hashtag United | Isthmian League - Premier Division |
| 19 | Sat 2 Dec 2023 | 63-1 v Canvey IslandHashtag United 3-1 Canvey Island | Isthmian League - Premier Division |
| 20 | Mon 11 Dec 2023 | 63-1 v Braintree TownHashtag United 3-1 Braintree Town | Essex County Cup Fourth Round |
| 21 | Sat 16 Dec 2023 | 61-0 v Cray WanderersHashtag United 1-0 Cray Wanderers | Isthmian League - Premier Division |
| 22 | Mon 18 Dec 2023 | 67-2 v Brightlingsea RegentHashtag United 7-2 Brightlingsea Regent | Velocity Cup Fourth Round |
| 23 | Tue 26 Dec 2023 | 64-1 v Haringey BoroughHaringey Borough 1-4 Hashtag United | Isthmian League - Premier Division |
| 24 | Sat 30 Dec 2023 | 63-1 v Folkestone InvictaFolkestone Invicta 1-3 Hashtag United | Isthmian League - Premier Division |
| 25 | Mon 1 Jan 2024 | 60-3 v HornchurchHashtag United 0-3 Hornchurch | Isthmian League - Premier Division |
| 26 | Sat 6 Jan 2024 | 61-2 v Dulwich HamletDulwich Hamlet 2-1 Hashtag United | Isthmian League - Premier Division |
| 27 | Tue 9 Jan 2024 | 60-5 v Potters Bar TownPotters Bar Town 5-0 Hashtag United | Isthmian League - Premier Division |
| 28 | Sat 13 Jan 2024 | 64-5 v Bognor Regis TownHashtag United 4-5 Bognor Regis Town | Isthmian League - Premier Division |
| 29 | Sat 10 Feb 2024 | 62-2 v Carshalton AthleticHashtag United 2-2 Carshalton Athletic | Isthmian League - Premier Division |
| 30 | Sat 17 Feb 2024 | 60-0 v Wingate & FinchleyWingate & Finchley 0-0 Hashtag United | Isthmian League - Premier Division |
| 31 | Sat 24 Feb 2024 | 6 1-1 v WhitehawkHashtag United 1-1 Whitehawk | Isthmian League - Premier Division |
| 32 | Sat 2 Mar 2024 | 64-2 v Billericay TownBillericay Town 2-4 Hashtag United | Isthmian League - Premier Division |
| 33 | Mon 4 Mar 2024 | 61-1 v Badshot LeaHashtag United 1-1 Badshot Lea | Velocity Cup Quarter Final |
| 34 | Sat 9 Mar 2024 | 64-2 v MargateHashtag United 4-2 Margate | Isthmian League - Premier Division |
| 35 | Mon 11 Mar 2024 | 62-1 v Haringey BoroughHashtag United 2-1 Haringey Borough | Velocity Cup Semi Final |
| 36 | Sat 16 Mar 2024 | 62-3 v Potters Bar TownHashtag United 2-3 Potters Bar Town | Isthmian League - Premier Division |
| 37 | Sat 23 Mar 2024 | 62-2 v Canvey IslandCanvey Island 2-2 Hashtag United | Isthmian League - Premier Division |
| 38 | Sat 30 Mar 2024 | 65-3 v KingstonianKingstonian 3-5 Hashtag United | Isthmian League - Premier Division |
| 39 | Fri 5 Apr 2024 | 63-1 v Cray WanderersCray Wanderers 1-3 Hashtag United | Isthmian League - Premier Division |
| 40 | Wed 17 Apr 2024 | 6 1-2 v Chatham TownChatham Town 2-1 Hashtag United | Velocity Cup Final |
| 41 | Sat 20 Apr 2024 | 61-2 v LewesLewes 2-1 Hashtag United | Isthmian League - Premier Division |
| 42 | Sat 27 Apr 2024 | 63-3 v CheshuntHashtag United 3-3 Cheshunt | Isthmian League - Premier Division |
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