| 1 | Sat 13 Aug 2016 | 62-1 v Hampton & Richmond BoroughHampton & Richmond Borough 1-2 East Thurrock United | National League South |
| 2 | Tue 16 Aug 2016 | 111-1 v Welling UnitedEast Thurrock United 1-1 Welling United | National League South |
| 3 | Sat 20 Aug 2016 | 125-1 v Gosport BoroughEast Thurrock United 5-1 Gosport Borough | National League South |
| 4 | Sat 10 Sep 2016 | 161-1 v DartfordEast Thurrock United 1-1 Dartford | National League South |
| 5 | Sat 15 Oct 2016 | 165-1 v Weston-super-MareEast Thurrock United 5-1 Weston-super-Mare | National League South |
| 6 | Sat 22 Oct 2016 | 81-1 v Ebbsfleet UnitedEast Thurrock United 1-1 Ebbsfleet United | National League South |
| 7 | Tue 29 Nov 2016 | 142-0 v MargateEast Thurrock United 2-0 Margate | FA Trophy |
| 8 | Sat 10 Dec 2016 | 211-1 v Aldershot TownEast Thurrock United 1-1 Aldershot Town | FA Trophy First Round |
| 9 | Sat 17 Dec 2016 | 215-1 v Truro CityEast Thurrock United 5-1 Truro City | National League South |
| 10 | Sun 1 Jan 2017 | 171-1 v Concord RangersEast Thurrock United 1-1 Concord Rangers | National League South |
| 11 | Sat 4 Feb 2017 | 122-3 v Hemel Hempstead TownEast Thurrock United 2-3 Hemel Hempstead Town | National League South |
| 12 | Sat 18 Feb 2017 | 22-1 v Hampton & Richmond BoroughEast Thurrock United 2-1 Hampton & Richmond Borough | National League South |
| 13 | Tue 21 Feb 2017 | 21-0 v MargateEast Thurrock United 1-0 Margate | National League South |
| 14 | Sat 25 Feb 2017 | 21-2 v Poole TownEast Thurrock United 1-2 Poole Town | National League South |
| 15 | Tue 21 Mar 2017 | 61-2 v Chelmsford CityEast Thurrock United 1-2 Chelmsford City | National League South |
| 16 | Sat 1 Apr 2017 | 172-3 v WhitehawkEast Thurrock United 2-3 Whitehawk | National League South |
| 17 | Sat 15 Apr 2017 | 142-0 v Bath CityEast Thurrock United 2-0 Bath City | National League South |
| 18 | Sat 29 Apr 2017 | 171-1 v WealdstoneEast Thurrock United 1-1 Wealdstone | National League South |
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