| 1 | Sat 12 Aug 2017 | 31-1 v Dulwich HamletDulwich Hamlet 1-1 Staines Town | Bostik League Premier Division |
| 2 | Tue 15 Aug 2017 | 156-0 v Tooting & Mitcham UnitedStaines Town 6-0 Tooting & Mitcham United | Bostik League Premier Division |
| 3 | Sat 19 Aug 2017 | 35-0 v KingstonianStaines Town 5-0 Kingstonian | Bostik League Premier Division |
| 4 | Sat 26 Aug 2017 | 3 1-1 v Dorking WanderersDorking Wanderers 1-1 Staines Town | Bostik League Premier Division |
| 5 | Mon 28 Aug 2017 | 30-5 v Wingate & FinchleyStaines Town 0-5 Wingate & Finchley | Bostik League Premier Division |
| 6 | Tue 19 Sep 2017 | 31-1 v Dulwich HamletStaines Town 1-1 Dulwich Hamlet | Velocity Trophy First Round |
| 7 | Tue 3 Oct 2017 | 177-0 v Tooting & Mitcham UnitedTooting & Mitcham United 0-7 Staines Town | Bostik League Premier Division |
| 8 | Sat 21 Oct 2017 | 33-0 v LeatherheadStaines Town 3-0 Leatherhead | Bostik League Premier Division |
| 9 | Sat 28 Oct 2017 | 30-3 v MargateStaines Town 0-3 Margate | Buildbase FA Trophy First Qualifying Round |
| 10 | Tue 31 Oct 2017 | 173-2 v Enfield TownStaines Town 3-2 Enfield Town | Bostik League Premier Division |
| 11 | Tue 21 Nov 2017 | 42-1 v Harrow BoroughHarrow Borough 1-2 Staines Town | Bostik League Premier Division |
| 12 | Sat 9 Dec 2017 | 180-2 v Billericay TownStaines Town 0-2 Billericay Town | Bostik League Premier Division |
| 13 | Tue 19 Dec 2017 | 184-1 v Harlow TownStaines Town 4-1 Harlow Town | Bostik League Premier Division |
| 14 | Mon 1 Jan 2018 | 171-5 v Metropolitan PoliceStaines Town 1-5 Metropolitan Police | Bostik League Premier Division |
| 15 | Sat 6 Jan 2018 | 173-1 v Burgess Hill TownStaines Town 3-1 Burgess Hill Town | Bostik League Premier Division |
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