| 1 | Sat 12 Aug 2017 | 81-1 v Dulwich HamletDulwich Hamlet 1-1 Staines Town | Bostik League Premier Division |
| 2 | Tue 15 Aug 2017 | 8 6-0 v Tooting & Mitcham UnitedStaines Town 6-0 Tooting & Mitcham United | Bostik League Premier Division |
| 3 | Sat 26 Aug 2017 | 161-1 v Dorking WanderersDorking Wanderers 1-1 Staines Town | Bostik League Premier Division |
| 4 | Mon 28 Aug 2017 | 40-5 v Wingate & FinchleyStaines Town 0-5 Wingate & Finchley | Bostik League Premier Division |
| 5 | Sat 2 Sep 2017 | 82-3 v Metropolitan PoliceMetropolitan Police 3-2 Staines Town | Emirates FA Cup First Qualifying Round |
| 6 | Sat 9 Sep 2017 | 140-2 v Folkestone InvictaFolkestone Invicta 2-0 Staines Town | Bostik League Premier Division |
| 7 | Tue 12 Sep 2017 | 92-1 v Harrow BoroughStaines Town 2-1 Harrow Borough | Bostik League Premier Division |
| 8 | Sun 17 Sep 2017 | 112-2 v WorthingWorthing 2-2 Staines Town | Bostik League Premier Division |
| 9 | Tue 19 Sep 2017 | 41-1 v Dulwich HamletStaines Town 1-1 Dulwich Hamlet | Velocity Trophy First Round |
| 10 | Sat 23 Sep 2017 | 93-1 v Lowestoft TownStaines Town 3-1 Lowestoft Town | Bostik League Premier Division |
| 11 | Tue 26 Sep 2017 | 70-3 v HendonHendon 3-0 Staines Town | Bostik League Premier Division |
| 12 | Sat 14 Oct 2017 | 151-1 v Dulwich HamletStaines Town 1-1 Dulwich Hamlet | Bostik League Premier Division |
| 13 | Sat 21 Oct 2017 | 4 3-0 v LeatherheadStaines Town 3-0 Leatherhead | Bostik League Premier Division |
| 14 | Sat 4 Nov 2017 | 150-2 v MargateMargate 2-0 Staines Town | Bostik League Premier Division |
| 15 | Sat 11 Nov 2017 | 113-1 v Tonbridge AngelsStaines Town 3-1 Tonbridge Angels | Bostik League Premier Division |
| 16 | Sat 18 Nov 2017 | 115-1 v MersthamMerstham 1-5 Staines Town | Bostik League Premier Division |
| 17 | Tue 21 Nov 2017 | 112-1 v Harrow BoroughHarrow Borough 1-2 Staines Town | Bostik League Premier Division |
| 18 | Sat 2 Dec 2017 | 102-1 v Needham MarketNeedham Market 1-2 Staines Town | Bostik League Premier Division |
| 19 | Sat 9 Dec 2017 | 90-2 v Billericay TownStaines Town 0-2 Billericay Town | Bostik League Premier Division |
| 20 | Sat 16 Dec 2017 | 102-2 v Brightlingsea RegentBrightlingsea Regent 2-2 Staines Town | Bostik League Premier Division |
| 21 | Sat 23 Dec 2017 | 150-2 v Dorking WanderersStaines Town 0-2 Dorking Wanderers | Bostik League Premier Division |
| 22 | Tue 26 Dec 2017 | 80-0 v Wingate & FinchleyWingate & Finchley 0-0 Staines Town | Bostik League Premier Division |
| 23 | Mon 1 Jan 2018 | 8 1-5 v Metropolitan PoliceStaines Town 1-5 Metropolitan Police | Bostik League Premier Division |
| 24 | Sat 6 Jan 2018 | 43-1 v Burgess Hill TownStaines Town 3-1 Burgess Hill Town | Bostik League Premier Division |
| 25 | Sat 13 Jan 2018 | 152-0 v ThurrockThurrock 0-2 Staines Town | Bostik League Premier Division |
| 26 | Sat 27 Jan 2018 | 154-2 v Lowestoft TownLowestoft Town 2-4 Staines Town | Bostik League Premier Division |
| 27 | Sat 3 Feb 2018 | 154-2 v MersthamStaines Town 4-2 Merstham | Bostik League Premier Division |
| 28 | Sat 10 Feb 2018 | 41-2 v Tonbridge AngelsTonbridge Angels 2-1 Staines Town | Bostik League Premier Division |
| 29 | Sat 17 Feb 2018 | 41-1 v Needham MarketStaines Town 1-1 Needham Market | Bostik League Premier Division |
| 30 | Sat 24 Feb 2018 | 154-2 v Harlow TownHarlow Town 2-4 Staines Town | Bostik League Premier Division |
| 31 | Tue 20 Mar 2018 | 154-0 v HendonStaines Town 4-0 Hendon | Bostik League Premier Division |
| 32 | Tue 27 Mar 2018 | 42-1 v Brightlingsea RegentStaines Town 2-1 Brightlingsea Regent | Bostik League Premier Division |
| 33 | Sat 7 Apr 2018 | 40-2 v LeatherheadLeatherhead 2-0 Staines Town | Bostik League Premier Division |
| 34 | Mon 9 Apr 2018 | 153-5 v Billericay TownBillericay Town 5-3 Staines Town | Bostik League Premier Division |
| 35 | Sat 14 Apr 2018 | 152-2 v MargateStaines Town 2-2 Margate | Bostik League Premier Division |
| 36 | Thu 19 Apr 2018 | 72-4 v Metropolitan PoliceMetropolitan Police 4-2 Staines Town | Bostik League Premier Division |
| 37 | Sat 21 Apr 2018 | 71-1 v Burgess Hill TownBurgess Hill Town 1-1 Staines Town | Bostik League Premier Division |
| 38 | Mon 23 Apr 2018 | 151-3 v KingstonianKingstonian 3-1 Staines Town | Bostik League Premier Division |
| 39 | Sat 28 Apr 2018 | 75-2 v ThurrockStaines Town 5-2 Thurrock | Bostik League Premier Division |
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