| 1 | Sat 12 Aug 2017 | 5 1-1 v Brightlingsea RegentTooting & Mitcham United 1-1 Brightlingsea Regent | Bostik League Premier Division |
| 2 | Tue 15 Aug 2017 | 50-6 v Staines TownStaines Town 6-0 Tooting & Mitcham United | Bostik League Premier Division |
| 3 | Sat 19 Aug 2017 | 52-2 v MersthamMerstham 2-2 Tooting & Mitcham United | Bostik League Premier Division |
| 4 | Sat 26 Aug 2017 | 50-4 v Enfield TownTooting & Mitcham United 0-4 Enfield Town | Bostik League Premier Division |
| 5 | Mon 28 Aug 2017 | 21-2 v Dulwich HamletDulwich Hamlet 2-1 Tooting & Mitcham United | Bostik League Premier Division |
| 6 | Sat 2 Sep 2017 | 22-0 v MersthamTooting & Mitcham United 2-0 Merstham | Emirates FA Cup First Qualifying Round |
| 7 | Sat 9 Sep 2017 | 51-1 v Needham MarketTooting & Mitcham United 1-1 Needham Market | Bostik League Premier Division |
| 8 | Tue 12 Sep 2017 | 5 1-3 v Burgess Hill TownBurgess Hill Town 3-1 Tooting & Mitcham United | Bostik League Premier Division |
| 9 | Sat 16 Sep 2017 | 51-3 v Folkestone InvictaFolkestone Invicta 3-1 Tooting & Mitcham United | Emirates FA Cup Second Qualifying Round |
| 10 | Sat 23 Sep 2017 | 20-1 v Billericay TownBillericay Town 1-0 Tooting & Mitcham United | Bostik League Premier Division |
| 11 | Sat 30 Sep 2017 | 20-4 v HendonHendon 4-0 Tooting & Mitcham United | Bostik League Premier Division |
| 12 | Tue 3 Oct 2017 | 20-7 v Staines TownTooting & Mitcham United 0-7 Staines Town | Bostik League Premier Division |
| 13 | Sat 7 Oct 2017 | 64-3 v WorthingTooting & Mitcham United 4-3 Worthing | Bostik League Premier Division |
| 14 | Sat 11 Nov 2017 | 181-3 v Folkestone InvictaFolkestone Invicta 3-1 Tooting & Mitcham United | Bostik League Premier Division |
| 15 | Sat 18 Nov 2017 | 183-2 v KingstonianTooting & Mitcham United 3-2 Kingstonian | Bostik League Premier Division |
| 16 | Tue 21 Nov 2017 | 21-3 v MargateTooting & Mitcham United 1-3 Margate | Bostik League Premier Division |
| 17 | Sat 2 Dec 2017 | 52-5 v Lowestoft TownTooting & Mitcham United 2-5 Lowestoft Town | Bostik League Premier Division |
| 18 | Sat 3 Feb 2018 | 51-0 v KingstonianKingstonian 0-1 Tooting & Mitcham United | Bostik League Premier Division |
| 19 | Tue 6 Feb 2018 | 61-1 v Wingate & FinchleyWingate & Finchley 1-1 Tooting & Mitcham United | Bostik League Premier Division |
| 20 | Sat 10 Feb 2018 | 52-0 v Wingate & FinchleyTooting & Mitcham United 2-0 Wingate & Finchley | Bostik League Premier Division |
| 21 | Sat 10 Mar 2018 | 5 1-2 v Dorking WanderersTooting & Mitcham United 1-2 Dorking Wanderers | Bostik League Premier Division |
| 22 | Mon 2 Apr 2018 | 61-4 v LeatherheadTooting & Mitcham United 1-4 Leatherhead | Bostik League Premier Division |
| 23 | Sat 7 Apr 2018 | 50-0 v Tonbridge AngelsTooting & Mitcham United 0-0 Tonbridge Angels | Bostik League Premier Division |
| 24 | Sat 14 Apr 2018 | 51-1 v Harrow BoroughHarrow Borough 1-1 Tooting & Mitcham United | Bostik League Premier Division |
| 25 | Sat 21 Apr 2018 | 50-1 v Harlow TownTooting & Mitcham United 0-1 Harlow Town | Bostik League Premier Division |
| 26 | Sat 28 Apr 2018 | 50-2 v Metropolitan PoliceMetropolitan Police 2-0 Tooting & Mitcham United | Bostik League Premier Division |
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