| 1 | Sat 12 Aug 2017 | 62-2 v Cray WanderersCray Wanderers 2-2 Thamesmead Town | Bostik League South Division |
| 2 | Wed 16 Aug 2017 | 62-1 v Hythe TownThamesmead Town 2-1 Hythe Town | Bostik League South Division |
| 3 | Sat 19 Aug 2017 | 68-0 v East PrestonEast Preston 0-8 Thamesmead Town | Emirates FA Cup Preliminary Round |
| 4 | Sat 26 Aug 2017 | 65-0 v HorshamThamesmead Town 5-0 Horsham | Bostik League South Division |
| 5 | Sat 2 Sep 2017 | 63-0 v LewesThamesmead Town 3-0 Lewes | Emirates FA Cup First Qualifying Round |
| 6 | Wed 6 Sep 2017 | 64-3 v Phoenix SportsThamesmead Town 4-3 Phoenix Sports | Velocity Trophy First Round |
| 7 | Sun 10 Sep 2017 | 152-2 v SittingbourneThamesmead Town 2-2 Sittingbourne | Bostik League South Division |
| 8 | Tue 19 Sep 2017 | 14 0-5 v Billericay TownBillericay Town 5-0 Thamesmead Town | Emirates FA Cup Second Qualifying Round |
| 9 | Sat 23 Sep 2017 | 61-3 v RamsgateThamesmead Town 1-3 Ramsgate | Bostik League South Division |
| 10 | Sun 8 Oct 2017 | 141-1 v AFC HornchurchThamesmead Town 1-1 AFC Hornchurch | Buildbase FA Trophy Preliminary Round |
| 11 | Tue 10 Oct 2017 | 62-1 v AFC HornchurchAFC Hornchurch 1-2 Thamesmead Town | Buildbase FA Trophy Preliminary Round |
| 12 | Sat 14 Oct 2017 | 62-0 v ChipsteadChipstead 0-2 Thamesmead Town | Bostik League South Division |
| 13 | Wed 18 Oct 2017 | 62-1 v Herne BayThamesmead Town 2-1 Herne Bay | Bostik League South Division |
| 14 | Sat 21 Oct 2017 | 60-1 v Cray WanderersThamesmead Town 0-1 Cray Wanderers | Bostik League South Division |
| 15 | Tue 24 Oct 2017 | 62-1 v Hastings UnitedHastings United 1-2 Thamesmead Town | Bostik League South Division |
| 16 | Sun 29 Oct 2017 | 63-1 v Brightlingsea RegentThamesmead Town 3-1 Brightlingsea Regent | Buildbase FA Trophy First Qualifying Round |
| 17 | Sat 4 Nov 2017 | 60-0 v Walton CasualsWalton Casuals 0-0 Thamesmead Town | Bostik League South Division |
| 18 | Tue 7 Nov 2017 | 63-2 v Herne BayHerne Bay 2-3 Thamesmead Town | Bostik League South Division |
| 19 | Sat 11 Nov 2017 | 20-1 v Metropolitan PoliceThamesmead Town 0-1 Metropolitan Police | Buildbase FA Trophy Second Qualifying Round |
| 20 | Wed 15 Nov 2017 | 65-2 v Phoenix SportsThamesmead Town 5-2 Phoenix Sports | Bostik League South Division |
| 21 | Sat 18 Nov 2017 | 62-2 v LewesLewes 2-2 Thamesmead Town | Bostik League South Division |
| 22 | Wed 22 Nov 2017 | 63-2 v AFC SudburyThamesmead Town 3-2 AFC Sudbury | Velocity Trophy First Round |
| 23 | Sat 16 Dec 2017 | 23-3 v East Grinstead TownEast Grinstead Town 3-3 Thamesmead Town | Bostik League South Division |
| 24 | Tue 19 Dec 2017 | 51-1 v Corinthian-CasualsThamesmead Town 1-1 Corinthian-Casuals | Velocity Trophy Third Round |
| 25 | Sat 23 Dec 2017 | 64-3 v HorshamHorsham 3-4 Thamesmead Town | Bostik League South Division |
| 26 | Sat 6 Jan 2018 | 62-3 v WhyteleafeThamesmead Town 2-3 Whyteleafe | Bostik League South Division |
| 27 | Wed 17 Jan 2018 | 55-0 v GuernseyThamesmead Town 5-0 Guernsey | Bostik League South Division |
| 28 | Sat 20 Jan 2018 | 62-4 v Hastings UnitedThamesmead Town 2-4 Hastings United | Bostik League South Division |
| 29 | Sat 27 Jan 2018 | 53-2 v RamsgateRamsgate 2-3 Thamesmead Town | Bostik League South Division |
| 30 | Sat 3 Feb 2018 | 60-0 v LewesThamesmead Town 0-0 Lewes | Bostik League South Division |
| 31 | Sat 17 Feb 2018 | 63-1 v Ashford UnitedThamesmead Town 3-1 Ashford United | Bostik League South Division |
| 32 | Sat 24 Feb 2018 | 6 1-2 v Carshalton AthleticCarshalton Athletic 2-1 Thamesmead Town | Bostik League South Division |
| 33 | Sat 10 Mar 2018 | 21-2 v Corinthian-CasualsCorinthian-Casuals 2-1 Thamesmead Town | Bostik League South Division |
| 34 | Wed 14 Mar 2018 | 154-5 v East Grinstead TownThamesmead Town 4-5 East Grinstead Town | Bostik League South Division |
| 35 | Sat 24 Mar 2018 | 61-0 v ChipsteadThamesmead Town 1-0 Chipstead | Bostik League South Division |
| 36 | Wed 4 Apr 2018 | 144-1 v ShorehamThamesmead Town 4-1 Shoreham | Bostik League South Division |
| 37 | Tue 10 Apr 2018 | 62-1 v Greenwich BoroughGreenwich Borough 1-2 Thamesmead Town | Bostik League South Division |
| 38 | Sat 14 Apr 2018 | 62-1 v Walton CasualsThamesmead Town 2-1 Walton Casuals | Bostik League South Division |
| 39 | Tue 17 Apr 2018 | 62-2 v SittingbourneSittingbourne 2-2 Thamesmead Town | Bostik League South Division |
| 40 | Sat 21 Apr 2018 | 63-1 v WhyteleafeWhyteleafe 1-3 Thamesmead Town | Bostik League South Division |
| 41 | Sat 28 Apr 2018 | 56-2 v South ParkThamesmead Town 6-2 South Park | Bostik League South Division |
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