| 1 | Tue 19 Dec 2017 | 31-1 v Corinthian-CasualsThamesmead Town 1-1 Corinthian-Casuals | Velocity Trophy Third Round |
| 2 | Sat 23 Dec 2017 | 34-3 v HorshamHorsham 3-4 Thamesmead Town | Bostik League South Division |
| 3 | Sat 30 Dec 2017 | 33-0 v MoleseyThamesmead Town 3-0 Molesey | Bostik League South Division |
| 4 | Sat 6 Jan 2018 | 32-3 v WhyteleafeThamesmead Town 2-3 Whyteleafe | Bostik League South Division |
| 5 | Sat 13 Jan 2018 | 31-2 v South ParkSouth Park 2-1 Thamesmead Town | Bostik League South Division |
| 6 | Wed 17 Jan 2018 | 35-0 v GuernseyThamesmead Town 5-0 Guernsey | Bostik League South Division |
| 7 | Sat 20 Jan 2018 | 32-4 v Hastings UnitedThamesmead Town 2-4 Hastings United | Bostik League South Division |
| 8 | Sat 27 Jan 2018 | 33-2 v RamsgateRamsgate 2-3 Thamesmead Town | Bostik League South Division |
| 9 | Sat 3 Feb 2018 | 30-0 v LewesThamesmead Town 0-0 Lewes | Bostik League South Division |
| 10 | Wed 7 Feb 2018 | 32-2 v VCD AthleticThamesmead Town 2-2 VCD Athletic | Bostik League South Division |
| 11 | Sat 10 Feb 2018 | 112-2 v GuernseyGuernsey 2-2 Thamesmead Town | Bostik League South Division |
| 12 | Sat 17 Feb 2018 | 113-1 v Ashford UnitedThamesmead Town 3-1 Ashford United | Bostik League South Division |
| 13 | Sat 24 Feb 2018 | 31-2 v Carshalton AthleticCarshalton Athletic 2-1 Thamesmead Town | Bostik League South Division |
| 14 | Sat 10 Mar 2018 | 31-2 v Corinthian-CasualsCorinthian-Casuals 2-1 Thamesmead Town | Bostik League South Division |
| 15 | Wed 14 Mar 2018 | 34-5 v East Grinstead TownThamesmead Town 4-5 East Grinstead Town | Bostik League South Division |
| 16 | Tue 20 Mar 2018 | 33-0 v ShorehamShoreham 0-3 Thamesmead Town | Bostik League South Division |
| 17 | Sat 24 Mar 2018 | 141-0 v ChipsteadThamesmead Town 1-0 Chipstead | Bostik League South Division |
| 18 | Wed 4 Apr 2018 | 34-1 v ShorehamThamesmead Town 4-1 Shoreham | Bostik League South Division |
| 19 | Sat 7 Apr 2018 | 30-0 v Faversham TownFaversham Town 0-0 Thamesmead Town | Bostik League South Division |
| 20 | Tue 10 Apr 2018 | 112-1 v Greenwich BoroughGreenwich Borough 1-2 Thamesmead Town | Bostik League South Division |
| 21 | Sat 14 Apr 2018 | 112-1 v Walton CasualsThamesmead Town 2-1 Walton Casuals | Bostik League South Division |
| 22 | Tue 17 Apr 2018 | 112-2 v SittingbourneSittingbourne 2-2 Thamesmead Town | Bostik League South Division |
| 23 | Sat 21 Apr 2018 | 113-1 v WhyteleafeWhyteleafe 1-3 Thamesmead Town | Bostik League South Division |
| 24 | Sat 28 Apr 2018 | 116-2 v South ParkThamesmead Town 6-2 South Park | Bostik League South Division |
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